June 2012
10 posts
I suppose this used to happen quite often
James: Lily?
Lily: Mmmm
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
When your teacher is handing tests back and stops...
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May 2012
46 posts
heyfunniest:
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
TROLOLOL
I don't understand why people need drugs, when...
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alittledoseoflaughter:
h-umorous:
Hi my name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice, except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B and that’s all.
What grades determine:
butitmight:
Your ability to memorize mostly useless things
Your ability to regurgitate information in the way others want you to
Your ability to understand what adults want from you and give it to them
Your tolerance for working on tasks you don’t find useful because others want you to do them or believe them to be helpful/socially acceptable
What grades do NOT determine:
Your intelligence
...
Dumbledore: Hey I've never met you
Petunia: ...
Dumbledore: And this is crazy
Dumbledore: Your sister died
Dumbledore: So here's her baby
Petunia: ...
"Hey, are you single?" →
funniest10k:
“LOL No, I’m plural”
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If Harry Potter and Voldemort had a child it'd... →
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I mean, look at him:
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